Requiem for a Dream

During Hurricane Sandy, I've decided to watch all of the TV and movies I can possibly sit through.

This afternoon I watched Requiem for a Dream. I've wanted to watch it for years, just never got around to it. But this bitch of a storm is the perfect excuse!

It was pretty awesome, gotta say. A little disturbing, but hey, it's about heroine.

WATCH IT!

Kimmie was a blonde...

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot.

Listen....you know I love me some Lindz...but girlfriend is not a good model for........well, really for anything.

Yesterday she took to twitter to express her thoughts about this Hurricane "Sally." She explained that people need to be more "positive" and "pray."

Okay, Lindsay, I am all about positivity and prayer, but I'm also about taking precautions and being safe.

I really hope no one took her tweets as sound advice...

I'm sorry, I can't stop...

CUTE ALERT

I've missed my fave couple over the past few weeks! They've been staying out of the spotlight. But check out Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield leaving dinner....they just give me hope that love DOES exist!!

Is Joe Simpson GAY??

Not that there's anything WRONG with that!!! DUH.

But rumors are flying that the reason for the split between Joe Simpson, dad-ager of Jessica and Ashlee,  and his wife is that he's gay.

Don't know if it's for real or not...but remember all those comments he made about Jessica's boobs being huge??? That is SUCH a gay best friend thing to say....

Pretty in Pink

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married last week in beautiful Italia. What you might NOT know is that Jessica stayed away from the traditional white gown and wore PRINCESS PINK!

Seriously....her bridesmaids actually wore white. CRAY!

Also she legally changed her name to Jessica Timberlake. Inneresting....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMIE!!!

JT AND JB FOREVERRR

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are MARRIED ya'll!

I have to admit....I didn't think that would ever ACTUALLY happen.

FIERCE

But then she makes up for it...

Kim goes commando

OOP. Kim Kardashian got a donk. No surprise there, but now we can literally see it.

THIS WOMAN IS SINGLE

fyi.

CUTE ALERT!

Baby Duff goes pumpkin picking!

So effing cute.

HULK HOGAN, BROTHERRRR

I want to see Hulk Hogan's sex tape.

Seriously, who wouldn't? From what I've read, it's 10 minutes of pure entertainment. ZING!

Aaron Paul: god among men.

Aaron Paul describes his proposal to fiance Lauren Parsekian:

"We got engaged over New Year's and I walked from the Eiffel Tower to St. Germain yesterday and I went to the stoop, the little step where I proposed to Lauren – and I took a picture of it and I sent it to her. It's just this little courtyard outside of this hotel, and we were just dancing to Édith Piaf by ourselves on New Year's and then I begged her to marry me."

Begged. Edith Piaf. Eiffel Tower. I can't.

Lindz goes RED

So she's been gradually moving away from unnaturally blonde towards red, but this is RED.

I think she's got the right idea...maybe after a few washes it'll look a little more natural and less Magenta from Rocky Horror.

Got Instagram?

Instagram. Making us all feel like hipster-artists since 2011.

But what can you do with all of those instagrams besides post them on the web?

Check out these fun instagram projects!

Instagram Projects

Jemima Kirke awkwardly poses nude...

I LOVE GIRLS! And I love all of the actresses. I think they're talented and beautiful.

But this is just weird.

Jemima Kirke (plays Jessa) is pregnant with her second child and decided to pose topless to celebrate. Those pics, along with some other odd pictures, are featured on this page.

Jemima Kirke poses and interviews

Enjoy!

Queen Ashley

Are they or aren't they???

Chris Brown has split with girlfriend.......I don't even know what her name is....

But there are rumors floating around that he and Rihanna are doing the damn thang.

Here they are in da club...

We'll just have to wait and see....

Kimmy's Gained Some Weight!

According to Kim herself!

Kimmy took to her blog today to explain that she's put on some LOVE LBS!

"I guess being happy and comfortable does that to you!"

...she writes.

Well I certainly can't tell where exactly those love lbs went, but I trust Kimmy. Good to know that Kim goes through the same problems we mere mortals go through!

INSPIRATIONAL

I have no words. Just watch this video.

News Anchor Confronts Bully for Calling her Fat

It's not a cute look anymore, George...

Rumor has it that George Clooney is days away from ending things with his most recent girlfriend, Stacy Keibler.

George Clooney has had more girlfriends than freaking Hugh Hefner.

SETTLE DOWN, GEORGE!! You're not as young as you used to be, and pretty soon you're going to need someone to change your diapers.

What am I looking forward to?

Lena Dunham's "essays" about sex, dating, and eating.

HOW AMAZING IS THAT GOING TO BE?!?!?!

I absolutely ADORE Girls but there's something so special about books. And Lena Dunham is the perfect author as evidenced by her stellar writing ability on the show.

I will certainly be buying that shit.