Unapologetic is RIGHT

So it's pretty clear now that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. They've been seen out, canoodling together and spent Thanksgiving together.

And then last night, Rihanna tweeted a pic of Chris Brown sprawled out on her bed.

New Cutest Couple Alert

You all know how I feel about Ashton and Mila...they were meant to be. YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT 70s SHOW CHEMISTRY!!!

But these two are getting SUPER pda cute lately. Check them out vacationing in ROMA!

RHOA War

Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak are at it again!

So I've been following RHOA closely for a while now. Both Kim and Nene are Housewives gold. But apparently, Kim decided to quit halfway through season 5....or at least that's what she's telling people. According to Nene, Kim was FIRED!

Which doesn't make TOO much sense because Kim has her own spin off....

hmmmm....

LIZ AND DICK PREMIERES TONIGHT!

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

I cannot even control my excitement. Liz & Dick premieres tonight on Lifetime. Tune in to see whether Lindz has made a successful comeback! Until the next arrest/breakdown, that is...

Requiem for a Dream

During Hurricane Sandy, I've decided to watch all of the TV and movies I can possibly sit through.

This afternoon I watched Requiem for a Dream. I've wanted to watch it for years, just never got around to it. But this bitch of a storm is the perfect excuse!

It was pretty awesome, gotta say. A little disturbing, but hey, it's about heroine.

WATCH IT!

Kimmie was a blonde...

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot.

Listen....you know I love me some Lindz...but girlfriend is not a good model for........well, really for anything.

Yesterday she took to twitter to express her thoughts about this Hurricane "Sally." She explained that people need to be more "positive" and "pray."

Okay, Lindsay, I am all about positivity and prayer, but I'm also about taking precautions and being safe.

I really hope no one took her tweets as sound advice...

I'm sorry, I can't stop...

CUTE ALERT

I've missed my fave couple over the past few weeks! They've been staying out of the spotlight. But check out Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield leaving dinner....they just give me hope that love DOES exist!!

Is Joe Simpson GAY??

Not that there's anything WRONG with that!!! DUH.

But rumors are flying that the reason for the split between Joe Simpson, dad-ager of Jessica and Ashlee,  and his wife is that he's gay.

Don't know if it's for real or not...but remember all those comments he made about Jessica's boobs being huge??? That is SUCH a gay best friend thing to say....

Pretty in Pink

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married last week in beautiful Italia. What you might NOT know is that Jessica stayed away from the traditional white gown and wore PRINCESS PINK!

Seriously....her bridesmaids actually wore white. CRAY!

Also she legally changed her name to Jessica Timberlake. Inneresting....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMIE!!!

JT AND JB FOREVERRR

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are MARRIED ya'll!

I have to admit....I didn't think that would ever ACTUALLY happen.

FIERCE

But then she makes up for it...

Kim goes commando

OOP. Kim Kardashian got a donk. No surprise there, but now we can literally see it.

THIS WOMAN IS SINGLE

fyi.

CUTE ALERT!

Baby Duff goes pumpkin picking!

So effing cute.

HULK HOGAN, BROTHERRRR

I want to see Hulk Hogan's sex tape.

Seriously, who wouldn't? From what I've read, it's 10 minutes of pure entertainment. ZING!

Aaron Paul: god among men.

Aaron Paul describes his proposal to fiance Lauren Parsekian:

"We got engaged over New Year's and I walked from the Eiffel Tower to St. Germain yesterday and I went to the stoop, the little step where I proposed to Lauren – and I took a picture of it and I sent it to her. It's just this little courtyard outside of this hotel, and we were just dancing to Édith Piaf by ourselves on New Year's and then I begged her to marry me."

Begged. Edith Piaf. Eiffel Tower. I can't.

Lindz goes RED

So she's been gradually moving away from unnaturally blonde towards red, but this is RED.

I think she's got the right idea...maybe after a few washes it'll look a little more natural and less Magenta from Rocky Horror.

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Jemima Kirke awkwardly poses nude...

I LOVE GIRLS! And I love all of the actresses. I think they're talented and beautiful.

But this is just weird.

Jemima Kirke (plays Jessa) is pregnant with her second child and decided to pose topless to celebrate. Those pics, along with some other odd pictures, are featured on this page.

Jemima Kirke poses and interviews

Enjoy!

Queen Ashley

Are they or aren't they???

Chris Brown has split with girlfriend.......I don't even know what her name is....

But there are rumors floating around that he and Rihanna are doing the damn thang.

Here they are in da club...

We'll just have to wait and see....

Kimmy's Gained Some Weight!

According to Kim herself!

Kimmy took to her blog today to explain that she's put on some LOVE LBS!

"I guess being happy and comfortable does that to you!"

...she writes.

Well I certainly can't tell where exactly those love lbs went, but I trust Kimmy. Good to know that Kim goes through the same problems we mere mortals go through!

INSPIRATIONAL

I have no words. Just watch this video.

News Anchor Confronts Bully for Calling her Fat

It's not a cute look anymore, George...

Rumor has it that George Clooney is days away from ending things with his most recent girlfriend, Stacy Keibler.

George Clooney has had more girlfriends than freaking Hugh Hefner.

SETTLE DOWN, GEORGE!! You're not as young as you used to be, and pretty soon you're going to need someone to change your diapers.

What am I looking forward to?

Lena Dunham's "essays" about sex, dating, and eating.

HOW AMAZING IS THAT GOING TO BE?!?!?!

I absolutely ADORE Girls but there's something so special about books. And Lena Dunham is the perfect author as evidenced by her stellar writing ability on the show.

I will certainly be buying that shit.

MODEL'S RIBS AIRBRUSHED!!!

This is majorly fucked up.

Karlie Kloss was photo-shopped to hide her jutting ribs and collar bone.

I appreciate trying to hide the ribs...but why not use a model that actually DOESN'T have jutting ribs?

Check out the article....

SUPER SKINNY MODEL

Gaga is "fighting back"

So Lady Gaga has been responding to the weight gain criticism saying that she's struggled with anorexia and bulimia since she was 15.

Okay.

So now in order to start a "body revolution" she posted pics of herself....in undies...sucking in.

Great start, Gaga.

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All I need is this one...

That is literally unfair.

This Shit CRAY

There are humors circulating that there is already a KIMYE sex tape.

The visions....in my head.....I cannot.....

So yeah apparently Kim and Kanye kannot keep their bodies in kontrol. But shit is gonna hit the fan if that video sees the light of day because apparently it was filmed WHILE KIM WAS MARRIED. Okay well she's still technically married, but while she was still "with" Kris Humphries. So that would definitely not look good for her case...

We'll have to see about this...

MY MAN WON!!!

I just want to give a special shout out to the love of my life.....

Aaron Paul.

I'm seriously not one of those girls, I have not had a crush like this since Jeremy Sumpter in 2003.

But Aaron Paul makes me feel like a 13 year old girl all over again! Except with much more excitement in my ovaries.

Congrats on winning best supporting actor in a drama, bb!

Lindz in the hospital?!!?!

OH NO!

Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stay stable. She was rushed to the hospital today due to a lung infection. Yikes.

Maybe it's karma for talking all that shizzz on Amanda Bynes??!

Or maybe it's just the cigs...

BYE GIRL

Alexis Worst-Housewife-in-History Bellino has confirmed that she won't be returning to RHOC.

Thank. God.

I would say more, but I'm trying to support Queen Demi in her anti-bullying campaign.

WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG WITH QUEEN KE$HA!!!

Check out Ke$ha's newest single Die Young!!!!!

It's amazing. She is gold.

http://jonalisblog.com/2012/09/24/kesha-die-young-single-premiere/

Is Lady Gaga PREGGERS?!

That's what Kelly Osbourne thinks....

I think they're just love lbs...

Queen Ke$ha is coming back!

Ke$ha released this photo and a teaser video for her new single Die Young. I cannot WAIT. I am quivering just thinking about it.

I lurveeee me some Ke$ha.

Queen Demi is on FIRE

Fresh off the X-Factor premiere, Demi Lovato must be feeling pretty good.

And she looks AMAZE.

I'm so proud of the Queen. She deserves it!

Could they be any more perfect?

After a nice, perfect lunch together, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield entered the frenzy of paparazzi holding up these signs.

They're "bringing attention to organizations that need and deserve it."

I....I can't. They are true purity.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Okay so I've tried to stay out of this, but I can no longer ignore AMANDA BYNES! What is this bitch doing?!?! She's gotten into like...17 accidents, hits and runs, and was caught smoking something out of a pipe in her car.

I really don't even know what to think about this. Is it a cry (or several cries) for help? Does she just want the attention and the publicity?

We'll see...

Chris Brown Dramz

So I want to address this Chris Brown tattoo...

It bears an eery resemblance to Rihanna's face after the 2009 assault.  Everyone wants to know if he did this on purpose. Of course Chris Brown is denying that he did and is insisting that he's paying homage to some holiday.

Bull shit.

They have this weird competitive, attention-seeking thing going on, and this is just part of that. That's my opinion!

X FACTOR REALNESS

So of course I tuned in to watch Queen Britney and Queen Demi on the X Factor. It was everything I asked for and more. Demi is taking CHARGE ya'll! And Queen Britney is just......well she's Queen Britney. She's short and to the point.

I will definitely be watching every week.

I SEE YOU JESSICA!

I think Jessica Simpson read my blog and got offended that I said she still had some work to do.

LOOK AT THIS BITCH!

She is looking FIERCE! Get it girl. Love the super blonde and all black. Wonder why...

Zefron

Zac Efron is not gay!!!

But he loves the gays!

You know....THAT is my kind of man.

Zac Efron recently talked about how flattering it is that the gays love him so much! He says he's always felt embraced by the gay community.

So have I, Zac....so have I.

OZB Marriage

Okay you've been dating for like a year, hold your damn horses.

They obviously didn't consult with me.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married tonight.

Love. Yuck.

Fall Must Haves!

Okay so I recently read over 1000 pages in fashion mags to brush up on my fashionista knowledge. Here are the top 5 hottest trends for fall. I already bought my floral pants!

1.Printed Pants

2. Leather Skirt

3. Oversized Sweater

4. GO GREEN!

5. Peplum

Post-baby weigh in

A few weeks ago I posted that Jessica Simpson had a sweet deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight. She was looking extra big. Well Jess stepped out the other day looking good! Girlfriend still has a ways to go, but you can tell she's working.

Apparently she's claiming that it's been hard for her to lose weight because her "boobs are too big to run."

Okay.