You are....a G** Damn Bitch

Well the bitch is at it again.

The ALWAYS classy Brandi Glanville was caught doing the nasty in Kyle's bathroom during one of her amazing parties.

How DARE you.

But don't worry, cameras were capturing the whoooooole thing. Can't wait to see her squirm and try to explain that one on the reunion...

Every rose...you know the rest...

BRET MICHAELS IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!

I mean....I'm available, Bret....

I'm sorry, there is just something really sexy about him, right?!?!

But yes, sadly, Bret and his longtime girlfriend (and baby mama), Kristi Gibson, have called off their engagement.

This man inspired me to think about changing my name to "Jes" for like a hot minute!!!

He's a charmer.

RHOBH SCANDAL!!!

The rumors are true, all you Bravo-ites!

THE MALOOF HOOF is headed for splits-ville.

I mean....even a blind man saw that one coming. Paul is so cute and harmless. But I never really saw the love there. Oh well, both of them will probably be happier.

BUT WHO WILL DO HER PLASTIC SURGERY NOW?!?!

Oh that's right, I remember her saying that she has her own plastic surgeon. You didn't think I would trip up on my real housewives knowledge now, didja?

Workout like the Celebs!

How are the celebrities working out these days? Well, thanks to Miley, Nicole Richie, and Khloe Kardashian...

PILATES is the way to go!

Kim, on the other hand, prefers Bootcamp. (Specifically Barry's, but who can afford that?)

Jessica Biel, though, takes it up a notch and does straight up weight training 3-4 times a week.

I mean.....duhhhh

Good news for all you theater dorks!

KIMMY K LOVED THE BOOK OF MORMON!

And she was "surprised!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

What, Kim, you didn't expect to be entertained by a Broadway show with a REAL plot and REAL actors and REAL talent?

I kid, I kid, you know I love you, girlfriend.

Want to prove your love for someone?

Cards, roses, and love songs are OLD. It's time to step up your game if you want to prove your love for your significant other.

Check out Jessica Biel's "Justin" necklace proving her true love for JT.

Side note: she notes AMAZEEE, so fit!

And check out this kid from my camp! The A stands for his girlfriend "A'Lexsus" and the G stands for him, Gordon! Now that's dedication. Adorbs.

RPatz KStew dramz

For those of you who are DYING to know what's going on between RPatz and KStew (I know you all are), RPatz has packed out and MOVED OUT! He's cut off all contact with the dirty, cheating, liar KStew.

And apparently she was "sure he'd come back to her because he's p***y whipped."

............................................

Congratz, girl.

Living in STYLE

Check out Bruno Mars' new pad in the Hollywood Hills!

This is so beautiful! Here's a man with real taste.

Is he single? How do I not know this?!

Jennifer Aniston's favorite salad

....is COBB SALAD! Just a random fact that I thought I'd share. My guess is she either nixes the bacon or gets turkey bacon, though...

I mean if I could look like she does at 43, I'd eat cobb salad all day err day.

QUEEN BEY WILL BE BACK!

Beyonce is in the studio working on her new album!

Hopefully her blessed life won't get in the way of her amazing f*** you songs. Best Thing I Never Had, anybody???

Yeah...I'm looking at you, Kelly Clarkson and Adele! Stop being happy and write some sad songs for us!

From Laguna to The Hills to DA BABY!!

I still remember Kristin Cavallari from her Laguna Beach days. Ohhhh I remember it well.

But now she's about to burst!

Girlfriend is glowing, I wish her all the best!

CHEATERS EXCLUSIVE

It's official. KStew did the dirty with her Snow White director. What a low blow.

She issued a statement saying "I'm so sorry. I love him," in reference to Rob.

Yeah, yeah, whatever...

Honestly, go with your director. Leave Rob for some RESPECTABLE girl.

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Chicagolicious all that!

My new favorite TV show. Chicagolicious. The Style network has struck GOLD with this gem. It's everything I like about Jerseylicious, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Hip Hop Wives all rolled into one.

Meet the star, the apple of my eye: Macray.

This show is amazing, you just have to trust me and check it out: Mondays at 9pm on Style.

Queen Aubrey Lesson #1

Always keep your butt freshly tanned. You never know when you're going to need it.

Must be how Marilyn Monroe felt

Check out this awesome Elle article about living life as a "Marilyn" instead of a "Jackie O"

Curvy gals - this one's for you!

Marilyn Monroe Moment

SCANDAL!!!

Could it be? Could RobSten be over?!

Obviously Kristin Stewart wasn't thinking about Rob when she was hooking up with her MARRIED DIRECTOR.

This is so juicy. Come on, Rob...you can do so much better than that...

MICHAEL AND JACKIE 4EVER

All you That 70s Show fans can rejoice as much as I am!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher can NO LONGER DENY that they are a couple. Apparently at Ashton's wrap party for the Steve Jobs bio pic they were ALL OVER each other.

This makes me do a happy dance.

Want to diet like a celeb?

Two words: Gluten free. 

All the celebs are doing it. Miley, Kim, Scarlett...

So what is this hot new diet craze? Is it safe? Is it hard? Well...see for yourself!

Gluten Free Diet

It looks pretty sucky to me. No breads, no pastas, no cakes, no cookies, no self-basting poultry (whatever that is), no soups!

No thank you.

Want to feel better about yourself????

Jessica Simpson gained about 70 el bees during her pregnancy. DAMNNNNN

But now Weight Watchers is paying her $4 million to lose it. 

Girl, if you can't lose it for $4 million, you're not going to lose it.

Good luck!

RIP AMY!

It's already been a year since Amy Whinehouse died?!?!?! WHAT?! That shit cray.

RIP, girl. You had a true gift. Your music will live on forever!

Back to Black

Miley's in Philly, ya'll!

Okay so I was never a huge Miley Cyrus fan, but girlfriend is growing on me.

She admitted to smoking "salvia" which, let's face it, does not make her cool by any means (what the hell is salvia anyway?) but it does make her more human.

But, wait, let's address the unicorn in the room.

Yes, that is Miley.

WHY IS SHE ENGAGED? SHE IS A FETUS!!! Okay she's not a fetus, but she's not even allowed to legally drink! Come on. 

Even if it is to this god among men, Liam Hemsworth.

Maybe marriage is the new drug addiction? Like it's not cool to become a coke head and go to rehab anymore? That is sooooo Lindsay and Amy.

But let's go Philadelphia, let's show Miley and Liam a good time!

LONG TIME NO POST!

Okay so I've taken quite the hiatus from this blog, I really apologize. Apparently this page has 29 views?! Go figure! So I might as well give the people what they want!

Of course I kept up with the Kardashians tonight. The episode was "eh" because it was all about Kris and Bruce having weird sexual tension with other middle aged people...

SCREW THAT! I WANT SOME MORE KIMYE!

Speaking of, did anyone notice how Kanye has apparently nixed Kim's extensions??

But whatever, girl is looking FIERCE.

Also check out my other blog The Break Up Blog !!!