Miley's in Philly, ya'll!

Okay so I was never a huge Miley Cyrus fan, but girlfriend is growing on me.

She admitted to smoking "salvia" which, let's face it, does not make her cool by any means (what the hell is salvia anyway?) but it does make her more human.

But, wait, let's address the unicorn in the room.

Yes, that is Miley.

WHY IS SHE ENGAGED? SHE IS A FETUS!!! Okay she's not a fetus, but she's not even allowed to legally drink! Come on. 

Even if it is to this god among men, Liam Hemsworth.

Maybe marriage is the new drug addiction? Like it's not cool to become a coke head and go to rehab anymore? That is sooooo Lindsay and Amy.

But let's go Philadelphia, let's show Miley and Liam a good time!