MODEL'S RIBS AIRBRUSHED!!!

This is majorly fucked up.

Karlie Kloss was photo-shopped to hide her jutting ribs and collar bone.

I appreciate trying to hide the ribs...but why not use a model that actually DOESN'T have jutting ribs?

Check out the article....

SUPER SKINNY MODEL

Gaga is "fighting back"

So Lady Gaga has been responding to the weight gain criticism saying that she's struggled with anorexia and bulimia since she was 15.

Okay.

So now in order to start a "body revolution" she posted pics of herself....in undies...sucking in.

Great start, Gaga.

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Best Fictional Boyfriends

All I need is this one...

That is literally unfair.

This Shit CRAY

There are humors circulating that there is already a KIMYE sex tape.

The visions....in my head.....I cannot.....

So yeah apparently Kim and Kanye kannot keep their bodies in kontrol. But shit is gonna hit the fan if that video sees the light of day because apparently it was filmed WHILE KIM WAS MARRIED. Okay well she's still technically married, but while she was still "with" Kris Humphries. So that would definitely not look good for her case...

We'll have to see about this...

MY MAN WON!!!

I just want to give a special shout out to the love of my life.....

Aaron Paul.

I'm seriously not one of those girls, I have not had a crush like this since Jeremy Sumpter in 2003.

But Aaron Paul makes me feel like a 13 year old girl all over again! Except with much more excitement in my ovaries.

Congrats on winning best supporting actor in a drama, bb!

Lindz in the hospital?!!?!

OH NO!

Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stay stable. She was rushed to the hospital today due to a lung infection. Yikes.

Maybe it's karma for talking all that shizzz on Amanda Bynes??!

Or maybe it's just the cigs...

BYE GIRL

Alexis Worst-Housewife-in-History Bellino has confirmed that she won't be returning to RHOC.

Thank. God.

I would say more, but I'm trying to support Queen Demi in her anti-bullying campaign.

WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG WITH QUEEN KE$HA!!!

Check out Ke$ha's newest single Die Young!!!!!

It's amazing. She is gold.

http://jonalisblog.com/2012/09/24/kesha-die-young-single-premiere/

Is Lady Gaga PREGGERS?!

That's what Kelly Osbourne thinks....

I think they're just love lbs...

Queen Ke$ha is coming back!

Ke$ha released this photo and a teaser video for her new single Die Young. I cannot WAIT. I am quivering just thinking about it.

I lurveeee me some Ke$ha.

Queen Demi is on FIRE

Fresh off the X-Factor premiere, Demi Lovato must be feeling pretty good.

And she looks AMAZE.

I'm so proud of the Queen. She deserves it!

Could they be any more perfect?

After a nice, perfect lunch together, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield entered the frenzy of paparazzi holding up these signs.

They're "bringing attention to organizations that need and deserve it."

I....I can't. They are true purity.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Okay so I've tried to stay out of this, but I can no longer ignore AMANDA BYNES! What is this bitch doing?!?! She's gotten into like...17 accidents, hits and runs, and was caught smoking something out of a pipe in her car.

I really don't even know what to think about this. Is it a cry (or several cries) for help? Does she just want the attention and the publicity?

We'll see...

Chris Brown Dramz

So I want to address this Chris Brown tattoo...

It bears an eery resemblance to Rihanna's face after the 2009 assault.  Everyone wants to know if he did this on purpose. Of course Chris Brown is denying that he did and is insisting that he's paying homage to some holiday.

Bull shit.

They have this weird competitive, attention-seeking thing going on, and this is just part of that. That's my opinion!

X FACTOR REALNESS

So of course I tuned in to watch Queen Britney and Queen Demi on the X Factor. It was everything I asked for and more. Demi is taking CHARGE ya'll! And Queen Britney is just......well she's Queen Britney. She's short and to the point.

I will definitely be watching every week.

I SEE YOU JESSICA!

I think Jessica Simpson read my blog and got offended that I said she still had some work to do.

LOOK AT THIS BITCH!

She is looking FIERCE! Get it girl. Love the super blonde and all black. Wonder why...

Zefron

Zac Efron is not gay!!!

But he loves the gays!

You know....THAT is my kind of man.

Zac Efron recently talked about how flattering it is that the gays love him so much! He says he's always felt embraced by the gay community.

So have I, Zac....so have I.

OZB Marriage

Okay you've been dating for like a year, hold your damn horses.

They obviously didn't consult with me.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married tonight.

Love. Yuck.

Fall Must Haves!

Okay so I recently read over 1000 pages in fashion mags to brush up on my fashionista knowledge. Here are the top 5 hottest trends for fall. I already bought my floral pants!

1.Printed Pants

2. Leather Skirt

3. Oversized Sweater

4. GO GREEN!

5. Peplum

Post-baby weigh in

A few weeks ago I posted that Jessica Simpson had a sweet deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight. She was looking extra big. Well Jess stepped out the other day looking good! Girlfriend still has a ways to go, but you can tell she's working.

Apparently she's claiming that it's been hard for her to lose weight because her "boobs are too big to run."

Okay.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes

Lookin' so freaking cute! I love me some Ryan, but I think they're really well paired. LOOK AT THE LOVE IN HER EYES!!!!

Queen Britney

I want to feel this way all day every day.

Holly Madison Wears Worst Wig in the World

Literally. This wig is horrendous. She literally looks like a doll. A pregnant barbie doll.

Mess.

My girl Rihanna

is looking super smokin nowadays! I'm LOVING her new do.

Apparently last night at the VMAs, she and Chris Brown embraced...pretty ballsy. I mean I guess they DID do a song together, so what do we expect.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't think Rihanna is a great role model for young girls. She parties HARD, and she often wears too little clothing. But after her interview with Oprah, I gained a lot of respect for her. She's talking for a lot of women who stay in abusive relationships. It's not as black and white as it is to someone on the outside.

So for that I say GO RIHANNA!

Queen Ke$ha at the VMAs

Before the VMAs last night, Ke$ha tweeted this scandalous pic of herself!

But then she got dressed in one of her very own designs! GO KE$HA I LOVE YOU!!!



Lena Dunham (Girls) Dating Jack Antonoff (Fun)

Well, well, well! What an interesting pair! I mean, I'm down with that.

QUEEN BRITNEY

Remembering Marilyn

Here's a picture from Marilyn's last Vogue photo shoot. She was featured in the September 1962 issue. So beautiful.

I'm not a Huge GAGA Fan, but...

I like her new look and I thought this pic was phunky phresh.

Hilary Takes a Break...

and goes out for a night on the town!

Chantal: Goddess

Last night's episode of Gallery Girls was everything and more. I won't spoil it, but here's a little daily dose of Chantal.

Andre Balazs and Pippa Middleton?!?!

Okay HOLD UP. I thought Chelsea Handler and Andre Balazs were going strong. I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT THIS BREAK UP!

Well, they must have called it quits because Andre was spotted dining at his super shnazzy restaurant on Shelter Island with none other than Pippa Middleton.

The two could just be friends...but it's more fun this way!

PERFECT BITCH Pt. 2

So a few weeks ago Kanye tweeted that he had written the song "Perfect Bitch" about Kim.

Duhhh bitch IS perfect.

But apparently both parties are getting a lot of negative backlash. Rumor has it that Bruce Jenner is NOT happy about his stepdaughter being referred to as a "bitch" and Kanye took to twitter with some really "thought provoking tweets" like...

"Is the word BITCH acceptable? To be more specific, is it acceptable for a man to call a woman a bitch even if it's endearing?"

"Has hip hop conditioned us to accept this word?"

"Is it ok to use bitch as long as we put BAD in front of it? Like you a BAD BITCH"

You know, Kanye, I often ask similar questions. But in all honesty, I am totally guilty of using the word "bitch" in an endearing way. In fact, it took a lot of explaining when one time I answered my mom's phone call with "Hey, bitch!"

Thanks for the free thoughts, Kanye!

I'M BACK!!!!

I apologize for the lag...I was away for Labor Day.

Don't care?

Great, let's move on.